| Ambulance ( @ 2007-12-20 23:31:00 |
le christmas list
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year, although I'm sure you already knew that. All I want for Christmas this year is for all the oil company CEO's to die painful, lengthy, imaginative deaths after which they are forced to spend eternity filling up at $3.00 a gallon (on a minimum wage salary) only to have to sit in rush hour traffic.
In Phoenix.
In July.
With no air conditioning.
...and please don't forget the pony.
Thank you!
- Amber
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year, although I'm sure you already knew that. All I want for Christmas this year is for all the oil company CEO's to die painful, lengthy, imaginative deaths after which they are forced to spend eternity filling up at $3.00 a gallon (on a minimum wage salary) only to have to sit in rush hour traffic.
In Phoenix.
In July.
With no air conditioning.
...and please don't forget the pony.
Thank you!
- Amber